I am so TIRED of getting these. Its so funny everytime I read it. Somebody out there actually makes the effort to compile something of this nature, thinking people will believe him/her. RIDICULOUSLY HIlaRIOUS!

FROM DESK OF MR.YAKOUBU PASCAL ALI
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF
AFRICA AUDITING DEPARTMENT.
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA
FASO
WEST/AFRICA

Dear Sir/Madam,

This is my private email for security reasons where you reply this email: yakoubupascalali7@rediffmail.com

I am Mr.Yakoubu Pascal Ali In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of US$23.5 M,(Twenty Three Million,Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars Only) (Oh yea! I am gonna freaking rich) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his wife and only daughter in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261which crashed on 31 January, 2000. You shall read more about the crashon visiting this website:

http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal (Aha, business through email eh!) to you and for our bank to release the money to you. You have to follow the instruction which I will be send to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don’t want this money to go into our bank treasury as unclaimed bill. (Oh really! how humane of you) The banking law in the and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after some years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.

The money has now stayed more than three years. It will be between me and you, that is why i contacted you to stand as my foreing partner (Oh seriously, I am honoured Sir), to provide your foreign current account where this money will be transfered.

This request of foreigner as next of kin in this transaction is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and I as Burkinabe citizen i cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner to claim this funds. In appreciation of your assistance, I am offering you 30% ofthe total sum (Yippee! I am rich) 5% for contingencies (cost of transfer/other charges) likely to be incurred during the course of transaction, while the remaining 65% is for me from the total sum of US$23.5 M, (Twenty Three Million,Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars Only).

Upon receipt of your reply (Yea! in your dreams) ,i will send to you the text of the application which you will fill with your banking details and forward to our bank asking for this money to be paid to you as the next of kin to the funds. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail through the above email.

Faithfully, Mr.Yakoubu (Keep dreaming dude)
Pascal Ali
This is my private email for security reasons where you
reply this email :
yakoubupascalali7@rediffmail.com